The on-call engineer and the service owner decide whether the platform is used. The engineering director decides whether it survives a cost review. The security engineer decides whether it is allowed to hold what it holds.
The dead-man canary is in the cast because it is the only actor that can tell anyone the platform has stopped working, and giving it a goal in its own voice is how it stopped being an implementation detail.
What the goals commit to
"A service I have never opened" is a hard requirement on generated default views and on alert context, not a wish about documentation.
"Without filing a ticket" makes catalogue-driven onboarding a Must Have rather than a Phase 2 convenience.
Risks
Three of the eight actors want less data kept and three want more. The platform cannot satisfy both without making the trade explicit per signal, which is what view 06 and ADR-19 are about.